Our Great British Reputation
Enigin, who have a number of energy saving blogs, don’t JUST care about saving you money and cutting your electricity and heating bills, oh no. They are also party-loving, Sun worshipping rascals like you and I! At the link you shall find out just how much they love the Sun, and if you are smart you will heed their warning when you go outside. It’s not really surprising that us English all get completely and horribly burnt and turn the same colour as boiled lobsters, is it? We only have summer for about three weeks at best, and during that time the last thing we are thinking about is covering ourselves up. No, we rush out there with our skin exposed, and we dare the great Sun God to make us look European if it thinks it’s hard enough. And it does. And it is hard enough. Then we spend the next three weeks complaining and asking the question: How did that happen? And it happens every single year… It’s all part and parcel of being English, I suppose, and if we suddenly all stopped being burnt alive then it just wouldn’t be the same. We’d lose the respect the world has for our utter stupidity, too. If only we could somehow…I don’t know…channel all that pain in to MAKING energy, then I know one thing: we, as a country, would be a force to be reckoned with. I reckon we’d solve the world’s energy problems overnight, and that’s with just the people who sun themselves at Blackpool. For the three days a year it is hot, that is…
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