Cat People Pressure
Recently I’ve been feeling the pressure from the “Cat People”. By “Cat People” I am not referring to a race of cat-and-human hybrids who only I can see and hear and communicate with – as everyone knows they watch us from the shadows and none of us really see them, but we always know they are there, whiskers twitching… – but people who love cats more than dogs and want the whole world to know it.
Well, all you devious Cat People, the games over, OK? I’m not playing anymore. And neither is my neighbour. She may well be senile and keep saying the words “laser hair removal bournemouth “over and over again for no good reason, but that’s beside the point.
As a long-time dog lover, I can’t remember ever forcing my dog-loving beliefs on other people. I wouldn’t dream of it. Each to his of her own, I say. But sadly, not everyone follows the same morally righteous code of conduct. Cat People don’t. Whenever I meet one they take the opportunity to shove their furry, cat-loving principles right in my face. As you will know if this has ever happened to you, It’s like having the back end of a cat forced onto your lips after it’s just been scraping it along the bottom of a filthy skip. And that wasn’t a metaphor. It really is like it in every single way.
I say revolt. I say let the chips fall where they may. I say the Dog People don’t and shouldn’t have to put up with this anymore. I say we make a stand before our kind are wiped-out.
What do you say, are you with me?
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