Blender Freak
This post is about Blenders . Actually that’s a bit imprecise: it’s more about blender philosophy and culture and all that Bohemian stuff that everyone should know about, including you. There. There you have it. So if you don’t like blenders, or you had a bad experience with a blender once (which does beg the question…what were you doing?) then you’re better off not reading this. That was a literary tactic to make you feel small and not want to read this, by the way. Because the truth is that if you don’t read the rest of this now then you are a fool, are you not? I mean…you’re already committed: what harm can it do?
I used to be someone who looked at people who went on about blenders and thought Come on mate, I know smoothies are alright and everything, but they’re not AMAZING.
I was wrong: smoothies are amazing. And the best thing? Obvious: you can chuck more or less anything into a blender and it’ll taste great. To demonstrate this to the extreme, my friend Loud Gerald went out in the street and collected some small rocks and dirt and threw that in. It knackered his blades completely – is there a disaster more terrible than that for a blender freak? – but still, it tasted amazing. You couldn’t tell that it was probably a death trap waiting to happen.
So this is to try and turn you around, if you are like how I used to be. It’s no way to live, my friend, so get a blender in your life and make good things happen NOW.
Similar Posts:
The Future? : I’m in business, am well up with the latest…
Politics : We’ve all been there…It’s our first…
Health Reasons for Loss Libido in Men : Among the things in a…
Comments are closed!